I’m hungry. I’m bored.

Groupon sounds kind of like a whiny nine-year-old on Spring Break during a snowstorm.

I’ve been encouraging the boys to earn their “living room survival merit badge” (because they’ve expressed great interest in the wilderness survival merit badge, but so far aren’t showing quite the fortitude they’ll need to be turned loose in the woods overnight with a pocketknife, a tarp, and a pocket full of crackers). I worry that the smart-phone powered Groupon Now is going to make my Scout leader job a little tougher.